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Don't Vote Pakatan!!

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I know most of you out there would be like what the fuck are u talking about??! Do you know how much they government took our money, yada, yada yada yada.. Just hear me out. Let me give u a few reasons why? Imagine the scenario where Pakatan Rakyat is the government. 

No Corruption
We would not be able to do this:
“Bagi chance la, Boss,” when the cops pulls you over for a motoring offence

No Scandals
Here is the issue:
  • we would not have liwat cases
  • we would not have naked ministers
  • we would not have murders and bombs
  • we would not have “he strangled himself to death”
  •  we would not have a lady and the cow 

No Unofficial National Buildings
There would be no more Bali themed houses or palaces themed houses. Why cause the one available in Malaysia is from Citizen’s income tax ma.

Jobless Bloggers
Political bloggers would run out of things to bamboo the government regarding competency, transparency and accountability. Thus they would run out of job what more Malaysia Kini reporters?!

So people would you like a boring Malaysia like that? A comedic and silly Malaysia ruled by BN Government. Unless you like all this to happen, LETS VOTE PAKATAN!

Debate: Sluts vs Prostitutes

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This is an all time great debate (started by my Brother), To those girls who are thinking this is going to be something sexist, I shall repeat, "This is not a sexist thing..": 

Sluts vs Prostitutes, Which is the Worst? 

1.0 Sluts
These are either your average man-whores or cheap club bitches. First and foremost, they are doing it for the point they just love having sex or just generally perverted and a desperado in disguise. People like these always has a sense of fashion and what is the best way to attract the "mates" they desire. Be it they are, heterosexual or homosexual or even bisexual; they dress to impress. There is also the way they bring themselves and posses high level of flirting capabilities. 

But as we all know, sluts would sleep with anyone that suits their interest or in worst words, "fucks anything that walks on two feet" or some sluts my say, "Walks with 3 feet." (those of you who are lost, we shall say guys who are endowed).

The plus point of this, ahhhh... "race", is that they only go for those "mates" that they fancy not any Tom, Dick and Harry or Jane, Amy and Mary, for the male equivalent. This makes them rather special, but it does not sway from the fact, they are rather sexually active "race".

The shameless thing about them is, they would tend to build a reputation for it. In the Chinese point of view, this is something really bad. But to me honestly, they are not. I find it pretty hot (only for the chicks, I am hetero) cause they are really comfortable about their sexuality  and wanna share them to the world. So it is not all bad really. I bet there are guys out there who don't mind them. 

2.0 Prostitutes
As the Chinese saying goes, "Kah kui kui, than tua looi", Literal translation, "Leg open big big, you will earn big big money". Well this translation does not go to the, ... "race" as I mention before this, the sluts. 

To this "race", money is the main reason for doing this. To those that do not know what prostitutes are, do take a gun and shoot your head or look for a mass media machine, the newspaper or watch a TV program called, the News, you would be able to know something they always say, GRO with a lot of China girls keeping their head low while wearing skimpy clothes.

Nvm.. Moving on... 

This should be called a profession honestly. Because I can confidently tell you that, none of us would be able to provide paid sex to a total stranger. Be it an ugly, fat blob or an over-weight old hag, they would go to bed with them. 

Lets compare it with a marketer (no offense). 
  • First, they would almost strip the company's product bare and understand every single detail of it. No matter who the client is.
  • Then, they would sit down and experiments with different options they can use to present to the directors of their intentions for marketing it. 
  • It would then present it through a whole list of trial and error to find out what the client fancies. 
  • Once the client likes or dislikes the outcome, they would have to pay for their services. But all marketer would try their best to make every buck is worth it.
Again, lets compare it to an engineer.
  • If a software/hardware has an issue, the right engineer would be called for the job. 
  • The engineer would have experience from inside and outside the system and an all rounder of the thing they are using. 
  • They would trial and error or make a calculated guess or even resorting to the most basic troubleshooting methods to get the job done. 
  • Once it is fixed, they get their pay check. 
So now you tell me, should prostitution be called a profession?

3.0 Question on Dignity
As we look at it in from a general community point of view; nudity and sexuality is something very sacred and hold a person's dignity.  

From the perspective that I gave, sluts are doing it because they like it. Though they build a certain bad reputation about themselves but it is them that brings their self forward. It doesn't matter how the society looks at them because they know how to market themselves and bring themselves. No matter the shame they just wanna have fun! 

Then it comes to the prostitute, they are doing it because of the money. Yet they offer their dignity and everything that goes with it. That should be enough said from my point of view.


Do share your thoughts and tell me what you think.. :) Cheers! 

What is wrong with English?

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Today on Astro in these past few days I found something funny. Fox TV now has their shows in Bahasa Malaysia. First question: What is wrong with English? I thought the government wants the country to speak  better English. Although in marketing terms, this is called Adaptation. But this is a little too much. 

I am now imagining Booth and Dr Brennan of Bones (TV Series) speaking to each other in Bahasa. This is going to be damn weird. I am seriously thinking, English should be used for these shows so people can learn better English in conversation. There is Bahasa subtitle already available. To be honest, this is the way most of us learn Cantonese  when we were watching Hong Kong Drama; we were using the subtitle to understand Cantonese and we then pick it up and start speaking. 

If you start spoon feeding everyone, no one will learn. Talking about Malaysia here. People are getting spoon fed for far too long. 

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I took this from Facebook. It is sorta a rip off off Malaysians. Let me translate it for ya. This ad is from Saudi Arabia.

1 Saudi Riyal = RM 0.94

Maknanya harga Persona kat Saudi = RM 33,934 

Maknanya harga Proton Gen2 kat Saudi = RM 32,256 

Maknanya harga Waja kat Saudi = RM 35,673

Why are Malaysian's being charged extra for a local car? 

Look at how our Ministers explain why we are charged so much. You Would Laugh!