Don't Vote Pakatan!!

I know most of you out there would be like what the fuck are u talking about??! Do you know how much they government took our money, yada, yada yada yada.. Just hear me out. Let me give u a few reasons why? Imagine the scenario where Pakatan Rakyat is the government. 

No Corruption

We would not be able to do this:

“Bagi chance la, Boss,” when the cops pulls you over for a motoring offence

No Scandals

Here is the issue:

• we would not have liwat cases
• we would not have naked ministers
• we would not have murders and bombs
• we would not have “he strangled himself to death”
•  we would not have a lady and the cow 

No Unofficial National Buildings

There would be no more Bali themed houses or palaces themed houses. Why cause the one available in Malaysia is from Citizen’s income tax ma.

Jobless Bloggers

Political bloggers would run out of things to bamboo the government regarding competency, transparency and accountability. Thus they would run out of job what more Malaysia Kini reporters?!

So people would you like a boring Malaysia like that? A comedic and silly Malaysia ruled by BN Government. Unless you like all this to happen, LETS VOTE PAKATAN!